Character Tweets – Hickey of the Beast
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Character tweets are where we see what these characters would be like just chatting like friends on Twitter. I love these posts! How much more real can it get then Twitter? Enjoy!
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PerConnie: Okay, Universe. You can either give me creepy dreams all of fall term or you can let seven in the morning exist. Not both.
Jen65: @PerConnie: You can’t stop time? What kind of a wussy psychic are you?
PerConnie: @Jen65: Oh, yeah. My powers are weak because I can’t BREAK PHYSICS. I’m crushed.
AutumnBreeze: @Jen65: Besides, that kind of thing always goes wrong.
Jen65: @AutumnBreeze: You never know until you try.
AutumnBreeze: @Jen65: And get stuck in the math class that never ends. No thanks.
PerConnie: @AutumnBreeze: I’d worry more about the eternal All-School Meeting.
AmandasFoster: @AutumnBreeze: The eternal whatnow? Is that like homeroom?
PerConnie: @AmandasFoster: Yeah, but only once a week, and with extra “inspirational” stuff. Like homeroom run by the people who make After-School Specials.
AutumnBreeze: @PerConnie: Oh, the speeches aren’t so bad.
Jen65: @PerConnie: By which you mean “your mom.”
AmandasFoster: @Jen65: You can’t go wrong with that line. Sorry, Connie.
PerConnie: @AmandasFoster: Whatever. I saw that one coming a mile away. @Jen65: Hey, Mom doesn’t set the agenda for those. That’s OSL.
AmandasFoster: @PerConnie: OSL?
PerConnie: @AmandasFoster: Office of Student Life. They run parties and ice cream nights, but they also make you do trust falls and sit through parietal meetings.
AutumnBreeze: @PerConnie: There’s a cosmic balance there somewhere.
AmandasFoster: You people are weird. And I don’t just mean the X-Files stuff.
