Michael Griffo is here today to promote his new series called Archangel Academy, the first book of which is Unnatural. As a special treat, he's drawn up some tweets from his characters to one another! If you haven't seen one of these posts before, they are awesome! This is what his characters would sound like on a normal Twitter conversation. Truth be told, I think this is the most hilarious one that I've seen yet!
CaptRonan: Ur 4ever beautiful and 4ever mine
FU: Thx! But isn’t Michael gonna get jealous?
CaptRonan: This isn’t Michael?
FU: No, it’s Fritz.
ScienceGuy: And this is Ciaran. Didn’t know u felt that way.
CaptRonan: Meant it for Michael, sorry.
KanoKai: Then y didn’t u text Michael
MikeNebraska: Cuz Ro isn’t technical
CaptRonan: Twitter goes to everybody?
FU: All ur followers captain
CaptRonan: Didn’t know that.
MikeNebraska: That’s ok, everybody knows im butiful anyway
Science Guy: I just honked up a bit.
KanoKai: Me 2!
CaptRonan: Get stuffed ya twit
FU: I thought I was beautiful!
MikeNebraska: I made the swim team!
CaptRonan: Was there ever any doubt?
ScienceGuy: Uh, yeah, was there when teams were announced
MikeNebraska: Thx Penry!
FU: Don’t celebrate just yet we haven’t even had the first meet.
MikeNebraska: Sorry Fritz, can’t wait, hafta celebrate NOW!
KanoKai: Ya got jammy
CaptRonan: Put a sock in it Kano!
DaMinx: Jealous much kano?
KanoKai: like u know anything about sports Imogene
DaMinx: I know green when I see it, jealous boy.
MikeNebraska: all ok, I’ll show ya kano, I’ll win the next meet
KanoKai: I won’t hold my breath
CaptRonan: I will!
FU: I hate LOL!
2P: hey Michael, let’s have a party in ur room.
MikeNebraska: I’m here, come on over. Party at St. Peters!
GreekGrl: First trip to Eden, had a great time!
MikeNebraska: Me 2 Phaedra, can’t wait to go back.
DaMinx: didn’t shop enuf
2P: u came home with 6 bags
DaMinx: u can NEVER shop enuf
GreekGrl: sooooo rite!
CaptRonan: nice spending the day with all u guys
CaptRonan: u girls too – sorry, still getting the hang of this thing
FU: need 2 do it again soon.
DaMinx: U need 2 change ur twitter name, it’s nasty
GreekGrl: told ya
FU: it’s my initials
MikeNebraska: Still kinda nasty
FU: So I shld change my name?
DaMinx: JUST UR TWITTER NAME!
GreekGrl: German Kid
CaptRonan: NOT the Swim Team Captain
FU: Sod off RGR!
CaptRonan: Who’s RGR?
MikeNebraska: Um, u r, those r ur initials
CaptRonan: Oh! Sod off urself Fritz
DaMinx: How about Obnoxious Boi
FU: I’m keeping it as FU and if u don’t like it
GreekGrl: DON’T SAY IT!
In the town of Eden in northwestern England stands the exclusive boarding school known as Archangel Academy. Ancient and imposing, it’s a place filled with secrets. Just like its students…
For Michael Howard, being plucked from his Nebraska hometown and sent thousands of miles away is as close as he’s ever come to a miracle. In Weeping Water, he felt trapped, alone. At Archangel Academy, Michael belongs. And in Ciaran, Penry, and especially Ciaran’s enigmatic half-brother Ronan, Michael finds friendship deeper than he’s ever known.
But Michael’s only beginning to understand what makes the Academy so special. Ronan is a vampire—part of a hybrid clan who are outcasts even among other vampires. Within the Academy’s confines exists a ruthless world of deadly rivalries and shifting alliances, of clandestine love and forbidden temptations. And soon Michael will confront the destiny that brought him here—and a danger more powerful than he can imagine…